1. qq英語搞笑個性簽名
。.額。這搞笑的不怎麼知道..不過嘛..電鋸驚魂里面的經典話
live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的選擇 差不多就這意思了）
然后呢。. 記得lonely里面的歌詞挺好的
Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久見人心。.）
If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不會害怕 因為有你能讓我依靠。）
After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （帶著傷痕和淚水去尋找光明。.）
Your ass is late so look for the line （你來晚了就要排隊..）
這些差不多吧。如果喜歡可以去找找 其實很多問題百度上都可以找到答案的。.
2. 有趣的簡短的英語句子
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
3. 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
4. 簡單傷感的英語短語.或句子.看了會冷了
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.
The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
“Smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.”
A sad soul can kill quicker than a germ.
5. 趣味英語詞組和句子
1. a bird in the hand is worth two the bush 一鳥在手，勝似二鳥在林
2. a blank slate 干凈的黑板（新的一頁，新的開始）
3. a bone to pick 可挑剔的骨頭（爭端，不滿）
4. a cat nap 打個盹兒
5. a chip off the old block 大木頭上砍下來的小木片（子肖其父）
6. a chip on one's shoulder 肩頭的木片（自卑感，因為自卑而
愛找別人麻煩；喜歡向人挑釁）
7. a couch potato 躺椅上的馬鈴薯（懶鬼）
8. a cake walk 走去吃糕（易事）
9. a headache 頭痛（麻煩事）
10. a knock out 擊倒（美得讓人傾倒）
11. a load off my mind 心頭大石落地
12. a nut 傻子，瘋子
13.it's raining cats and dogs.
現在下著傾盆大雨。
6. 英語句子5句,要有趣的,要簡單的
1. Stop complaining！ 別發牢騷！
2. You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！
3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎麼回事？
4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！
5. You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！
6. Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！
7. Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？
8. What's your problem？ 你怎麼回事啊？
9. I hate you！ 我討厭你！
10. I don't want to see you* **ce！ 我不愿再見到你！
11. You're crazy！ 你瘋了！
12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你瘋了嗎？（美國人絕對常用！）
13. Don't bother me. 別煩我。
14. Knock it off. 少來這一套。
15. Get out of my face. 從我面前消失！
16. Leave me alone. 走開。
17. Get lost.滾開！
18. Take a hike！ 哪兒涼快哪兒歇著去吧。
19. You piss me off. 你氣死我了。
20. It's none of your business. 關屁事！
21. What's the meaning of this？ 這是什麼意思？
22. How dare you！ 你敢！
23. Cut it out. 省省吧。
24. You stupid jerk！ 你這蠢豬！
25. You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
26. I'm fed up. 我厭倦了。
27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李陽老師常用）
28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我聽膩了你的廢話。
29. Shut up！ 閉嘴！
30. What do you want？ 你想怎麼樣？
31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道現在都幾點嗎？
32. What were you thinking？ 你腦子進水啊？
33. How can you say that？ 你怎麼可以這樣說？
34. Who says？ 誰說的？
35. That's what you think！ 那才是你腦子里想的！
36. Don't look at me like that. 別那樣看著我。
37. What did you say？ 你說什麼？
38. You are out of your mind. 你腦子有毛病！
39. You make me so mad.你氣死我了啦。
40. Drop dead. 去死吧！
