1. 搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麼意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什麼意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎麼什麼都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麼意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那麼多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什麼都不會，會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麼意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這麼說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎麼解釋呢“
我說：“你說什麼“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什麼意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
2. 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
3. 關于開心的英語句子
Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.
學習英語就像是一個快樂之旅，開始時你對英語一無所知，或者所知不多。在學習的旅途上，你慢慢學習了詞匯、句子、語法、發音，學會了閱讀和聽說，直到有一天你可以用英語和人們交談了！想想你該是多麼的開心快樂。所以我們說，學習英語是一件快樂的事情。
4. 用英語形容心情的詞有哪些
歡樂、高興 Joy愉快的、歡悅的 Cheerful樂意的、歡喜的 Glad 愿意的、樂于的 WillingPleasure愉快、滿足 Satisfied滿意的、滿足的 Elated興高采烈的 Delight欣喜的、快樂 Thrill興奮的、快樂的 lost，失落drowsy，心情低下wreainess勞累boring乏味tired疲憊colourful炫彩的excellent精彩絕倫的busy忙碌的 dull枯燥的puzzled感到困惑的worried擔心funny有趣的intrested有意思的 高興 be delight with delight joy lift up one's head rejoice rejoicing happy 開心 animal spirits animation vitality be exasperated against get angry 傷心 grief grieve hurt smart from teen 生氣 animal spirits animation vitality be exasperated against get angry 高興：delight,joy,rejoice,rejoicing 傷心：grief,grieve,hurt,smart from,teen 生氣：animal spirits,animation,vitality, be exasperated against,get angry 擔憂：be afraid of,be anxious for,misgivings,uneasy about 煩惱：bother,be vexed,trouble,fret,imitate,worry, vexation,annoyance sad 傷心exciting憤怒angry生氣cry哭泣weep大哭laugh大笑smaile微笑brighten愉快delight喜悅exhilaration振奮pleasure愉悅agitate 激蕩。
5. 有趣的簡短的英語句子
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
6. 描寫心情的英語句子
what a bad day for me
what a pity
how terrible!!
I am in an ill humor.
我心情不好。
I'm in a bad mood
I'm in foul temper
I'm feeling rather blue
I"m in that low frame of mind.
I"m in a bad temper
lost，失落drowsy，心情低下
傷心
grief
grieve
hurt
smart from
teen
7. 描寫心情美好的英語句子
1、I am too happy to stand faint！我要幸福的昏倒了！2、May you come into a good fortune! Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year. 祝好運、健康、佳肴伴你度過一個快樂新年。
3、I hasten to congratulate you on the happy return of your birthday. 時值足下千秋令旦，草此聊表賀忱。4、I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在這個世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。
5、Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.對于大多數人來說， 他們認定自己有多幸福， 就有多幸福。6、T housand of time i have thought of you .my heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you i don't care loneliness. i am satisfied when you are happy and i am happy when i think of you！千萬個思念，在空氣中凝固。
揚起風吹向你，帶著我的祝福，寂寞我不在乎，你快樂我就滿足，想你是我的幸福！7、I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although i've no idea of who he is. but i feel happy every day for this. 我知道這世上有人在等我，盡管我不知道我在等誰。但是因為這樣，我每天都非常快樂。
8、H appy are the families where the government of parents is the reign of affection, and of the children the submission to love.幸福的家庭，父母靠慈愛當家，孩子也是出于對父母的愛而順從大人。9、W ith the friends there are always laughs and shared happy moments, the friends are like the small drops of water of the morning dew, where the heart is it and freshens up.總是能與朋友一齊笑和分享快樂時光的朋友，就像心里面一小滴清晨的露水，可以使人精神飽滿。
10、I will make you happy when you are depressed. i will make you delighted when you are in great sorrow！在你抑郁的時候， 就是你的開心果。在你憂傷的時候， 愿作你的忘憂樹！11、Thank you for your helping my dreams,my life,my future ,Happy Birthday,sir!12、L ife to learn to enjoy: enjoy working happy laughter, enjoy friends, enjoy the warmth of family, enjoy the joy to create, enjoy the sweet fruit. 生活中要學會享受：享受工作的歡快，享受朋友的笑聲，享受家人的溫馨，享受創造的快慰，享受果實的甜美。
13、I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在這個世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。14、On the journey of life you have kindled the light of hope for me to enrich my mind, add my wisdom to thank you! Teacher, I wish you healthy forever, happy, happy！人生旅程上您為我點燃希望的光芒豐富我的心靈，增添我的智慧 謝謝您！老師，愿您永遠健康、愉快、幸福！15 、H appy is the man who is living by his hobby. 醉心于某種癖好的人是幸福的。
8. 有沒有關于心情的英文句子
❤I'll be alright,One day 。
Someday 。Just not today。
❤我會好起來的，總有一天，某一天。只是不是今天。
❤Learning is a gift。 Even when pain is your teacher。
❤學到東西，是一種禮物。哪怕，教你學習的老師叫做疼痛。
❤ If only you knew how much I think of you。❤ 假如你知道我有多想念你那該多好。
❤It is not about me not caring - what is the difference whether I care or not。 ❤ 有些事情不是我不在意，而是我在意了又能怎樣。
❤Who doesn't become stronger as they get hurt？❤ 誰不是一邊受傷，一邊學會堅強。這些是我喜歡，且覺得表達意思很不錯的英文簽名。
要采納噢。
