搞笑的英語句子說說心情短語

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1. 英語的一些比較有趣的句子

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻煩沒來找你,就別去自找麻煩。

I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。

I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

我們必須團結在一起,否則我們將被一個個絞死。

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。

(這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。)

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍?

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。

2. 英語有什麼有趣的句子

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你,就別去自找麻煩。

第一、四個trouble是動詞,第二、三個trouble是名詞。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。

第一個that是連詞,引起賓語從句;第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”;第三個that在這兒相當于名詞;第四個that是關系代詞,引起定語從句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我們必須團結在一起,否則我們將被一個個絞死。

這是一句雙關語。前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思,后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。

這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?

這是一句回文句,順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。

7. 上聯: To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中國買瓷器,中國有瓷器,吃飯靠瓷器。

下聯:到前門買前門,前門沒前門,后門有前門。

這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯。下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙。

8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

這是一種文字簡化游戲。它的意思是:To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存還是毀滅,那是一個問題。)

3. 搞笑的英語句子

老媽叫我翻譯!!!(超強爆笑)

今天我正在看碟,老媽又捧了本書進來,說道:給我講講這幾句話什麼意思

老媽:這個“i don't know.“是什麼意思?

我說:“我不知道”

老媽:送你上大學上了幾年,你怎麼什麼都不知道!!

我說:不是!就是“我不知道”嗎!

老媽:還嘴硬!!!![email protected]%!#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#&..(一頓爆揍)

老媽:你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麼意思你該知道吧,給我說說。

我說:是“我知道“

老媽:知道就快說。

我說:就是“我知道“

老媽:找茬呀你?剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不?

我說:就是我知道呀!

老媽:知道你還不說!!不懂不要裝懂!&*$%^@$#!%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%(又一頓爆揍)

老媽:你給我小心點,花那麼多錢送你上大學,搞的現在什麼都不會,會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜,再問你最后一個,你給我好好解釋一下,說不出來我在收拾你,你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麼意思?

我暈倒,拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下,用頭撞墻四十多下,雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下,用腿踢桌子角六十多下,血肉模糊之時,我問老媽:這下你滿意吧

這不她老人家又來問我了:“兒啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~?“

我:“我很煩,別煩我“

老媽:“找打,跟你媽這麼說話“(于是被扁)

老媽又問;“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我說:“我沒聽清,再說一次“

老媽又說了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“

“我沒聽清,再說一次“

結果被扁

老媽再問:“what do you say “又怎麼解釋呢“

我說:“你說什麼“(再次被扁)

老媽再問:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我說:“查字典“

“查字典我還問你做甚“(被扁)

老媽又問:you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢“

我說:“你最好問別人“

“你是我兒子,我問別人干嗎,又找打.“

“啊!god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧!”

“耍你老媽玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)

我再問你:“use you head,then think it over,又是什麼意思啊!“

我說:“動動腦子,再仔細想想.“

“臭小子,還敢耍我“接著又要動手

我連忙說:“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”

“嗯,這還差不多,一會我給你做好吃的,明天再問你”

4. 心情短語,英文的

——當你的心真的在痛,眼淚快要流下來的時候,那就趕快抬頭看看,這片曾經屬于我們的天空;當天依舊是那麼的廣闊,云依舊那麼的瀟灑,那就不應該哭,因為我的離去,并沒有帶走你的世界。

When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you. ——你越想知道自己是不是忘記的時候,你反而記得越清楚,我曾經聽人說過,當你不能再擁有的時候,唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘記。 The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. ——離開我就別安慰我,要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ——如果花開了,就喜歡;如果花落了,就放棄。陪你在路上滿心歡喜是因為風景,不是因為你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you——我知道這世上有人在等我,但我不知道我在等誰,為了這個,我每天都非常快樂。 I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. ——我安慰自己,雖然在最底最底的位置,看不到花兒綻放是的艷麗,然而卻總不會錯過花瓣飄落時在風中悠揚飛舞的浪漫。

I comfort myself like this: although I am in the lowest place, seeing now flowers blossoming, I can always witness the romance when the petals fall down and fly in the wind. ——我相信了你編寫的童話,自己就成了童話中幽藍的花。 I believe in the fairy story u wrote for me, and myself becomes the faint flower in the story. ——幸福的關鍵不在與找到一個完美的人,而在找到任何一個人,然后和他一起努力建立一個完美的關系。

The key for happiness is not find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him. ——與其等到別人來愛你,不如自己學著努力多愛自己一些,如果今天的你沒有比昨天更喜歡自己,那明天對你來說又有什麼意義呢? It's better to try hard to love yourself more than to wait someone to love u. if today u don't like yourself more than yesterday, so what's the meaning of tomorrow? ——寬恕,原諒并不代表忘記,也不代表赦免,而是放自己一條生路。孤單不是有沒有朋友的關系,而是有沒有住在你的心里。

To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go; to be lonely is not becoz u have no friends, but no one is living in ur heart. ——事實上,這個世界不符合所有人的夢想。只是有人可以學會遺忘,有人卻堅持。

The fact is that the world is out of everyone's expectation. But some learn to forget, but others insist. ——在這世界上無所謂偶然,只是偽裝成偶然的必然。 In this world, there is no accident, but some certainty that pretends to be accident. ——偶爾要回頭看看,否則永遠都在追尋,而不知道自己失去了什麼。

Sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching. 天爺叻 累死我了 我只是按我的審美幫你找了 你還有什麼要求歡迎追問。

5. 趣味英語詞組和句子

1. a bird in the hand is worth two the bush 一鳥在手,勝似二鳥在林

2. a blank slate 干凈的黑板(新的一頁,新的開始)

3. a bone to pick 可挑剔的骨頭(爭端,不滿)

4. a cat nap 打個盹兒

5. a chip off the old block 大木頭上砍下來的小木片(子肖其父)

6. a chip on one's shoulder 肩頭的木片(自卑感,因為自卑而

愛找別人麻煩;喜歡向人挑釁)

7. a couch potato 躺椅上的馬鈴薯(懶鬼)

8. a cake walk 走去吃糕(易事)

9. a headache 頭痛(麻煩事)

10. a knock out 擊倒(美得讓人傾倒)

11. a load off my mind 心頭大石落地

12. a nut 傻子,瘋子

13.it's raining cats and dogs.

現在下著傾盆大雨。

6. 關于開心的英語句子

Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.

學習英語就像是一個快樂之旅,開始時你對英語一無所知,或者所知不多。在學習的旅途上,你慢慢學習了詞匯、句子、語法、發音,學會了閱讀和聽說,直到有一天你可以用英語和人們交談了!想想你該是多麼的開心快樂。所以我們說,學習英語是一件快樂的事情。

7. 用英語說說:幽默在我們生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.