英語的搞笑句子說說心情

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1. 英語有什麼有趣的句子

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你,就別去自找麻煩。

第一、四個trouble是動詞,第二、三個trouble是名詞。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。

第一個that是連詞,引起賓語從句;第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”;第三個that在這兒相當于名詞;第四個that是關系代詞,引起定語從句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我們必須團結在一起,否則我們將被一個個絞死。

這是一句雙關語。前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思,后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。

這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?

這是一句回文句,順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。

7. 上聯: To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中國買瓷器,中國有瓷器,吃飯靠瓷器。

下聯:到前門買前門,前門沒前門,后門有前門。

這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯。下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙。

8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

這是一種文字簡化游戲。它的意思是:To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存還是毀滅,那是一個問題。)

2. 英語的一些比較有趣的句子

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻煩沒來找你,就別去自找麻煩。

I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。

I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

我們必須團結在一起,否則我們將被一個個絞死。

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。

(這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。)

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍?

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。

3. 有趣搞笑的英語句子

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系)。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 (老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈)

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩會生出意外,后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result!

兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

學的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,

忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什麼學來著?

4. 關于開心的英語句子

Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.

學習英語就像是一個快樂之旅,開始時你對英語一無所知,或者所知不多。在學習的旅途上,你慢慢學習了詞匯、句子、語法、發音,學會了閱讀和聽說,直到有一天你可以用英語和人們交談了!想想你該是多麼的開心快樂。所以我們說,學習英語是一件快樂的事情。

5. 英文經典哲理心情語句

1.記住該記住的,忘記該忘記的。改變能改變的,接受不能改變的

Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.

2.能沖刷一切的除了眼淚,就是時間,以時間來推移感情,時間越長,沖突越淡,仿佛不斷稀釋的茶

Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.

3.怨言是上天得至人類最大的供物,也是人類禱告中最真誠的部分

Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.

4.智慧的代價是矛盾。這是人生對人生觀開的玩笑。

Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.

5.世上的姑娘總以為自己是驕傲的公主(除了少數極丑和少數極聰明的姑娘例外)

Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.

6. 用英語說說:幽默在我們生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

7. 求英語中有趣的句子笑話什麼都行

An old woman walked into the advertising department of her local newspaper. "My husband has just died," she announced."How much will it cost me to place a death notice in your newspaper?" "Our standard rates are one dollar per word, madam", said the staffer."One dollar per word, one dollar per word," the woman fretted. "OK,OK,then I`ll say only 'John died.' Yes,just put that:'John dide'.That`s only two words, so it will be only two dollars." "It`s one dollar per word, madam.However, we have a five dollar minimum." "In that case, make the ad say 'John died, Car for sale''"。