1. 搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麼意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什麼意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎麼什麼都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麼意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那麼多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什麼都不會，會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麼意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這麼說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎麼解釋呢“
我說：“你說什麼“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什麼意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
2. 求英文地道有文采的比喻句
as bald as a coot 頭發脫光的（像黑鵝一樣禿）
as blind as a bat 有眼無珠（像蝙蝠一樣瞎）
as blind as an owl 瞎透了（像貓頭鷹一樣瞎）
as bold as brass 厚顏無恥（像黃銅一樣厚臉皮的）
as busy as a bee 極忙碌（像蜜蜂一樣忙碌）
as clear as a bell 健全的（像鈴鐺一樣健全）
as clear as day 一清二楚的（像白天一樣清楚）
as cool as a cucumber 極為冷靜的（像黃瓜一樣冷靜）
as easy as a pie 極容易（像餡餅一樣容易）
as fussy as a hen with one chick 在小事上瞎操心
as hard as the nether millstone 鐵石心腸（像下層的磨石堅硬）
as hungry as a hunter 非常饑餓（像獵人一樣饑餓）
as lively as a cricket 極活潑（像蟋蟀一樣活潑）
as mad as a wet hen 非常生氣（像弄濕的母雞一樣生氣）
as mild as a dove 非常溫和（像鴿子一樣溫和）
as plain as the nose in your face 一清二楚（像你臉上的鼻子一樣清楚）
as poor as a church mouse 赤貧的（像教堂的老鼠一樣窮）
as proud as a peacock 極驕傲（驕傲得像只孔雀）
as strong as a horse 健壯如牛
as stupid as an owl 極愚蠢（像貓頭鷹一樣愚蠢）
as thin as a wafer 極薄（像糯米紙一樣薄）
as true as steel 絕對可靠（像鋼一樣可靠）
3. 英語的比喻句有哪些
1. The Children were as busy as bees,making Preparations for the festival.
孩子們準備過節忙得像蜜蜂一樣。
2. The Chinese people stood up like a giant.
中國人民像巨人一樣站起來了。
3. Use a book as a bee does a flower.
像蜜蜂利用花一樣，去利用書籍吧。
4. The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day.
一個人的童年，就好比一天的早晨
5. The muscles of his brawny arms are as strong as iron bands.(Longfellow)
他強壯手臂上的肌肉像鐵鑄的帶條。
6. Parks are to the city as lungs are to the body.
公園對于都市正如肺對于人的身體。
7. Our village is no less beautiful than this picture.
我們的鄉村同這幅畫一樣美麗。
8. his woman made him fetch and carry just as if he was a geat Newfoundland dog.
這個女人就和紐芬蘭的大狗一般。
9. His heart shivered as a ship shivers at the mountainous crash of the waters.
他的心顫動了，好像一艘船在排山倒海的波濤中顛簸。
10. Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
學習對于頭腦，如同食物對于身體一樣不可缺少。
11. Death may be as heavy as Taishan or as light as a feather.
死或重如泰山，或輕如鴻毛。
12. An individual is to the revolutionar as a screw is to a machine.
一個人的作用，對于革命事業來說，就如一架機器上的一顆螺絲釘。
13. Just as we sweep our rooms,so we should sweep backward ideas from our minds.正像打掃房屋一樣，我們也要掃除我們頭腦中落后的東西。
14. What salt is to food,that wit and humour are to conversation and literature.
雋語和幽默對于會話和文學，恰如鹽對于食物一樣。
15. What blood vessel is to a man's body,that railway is to transportation.
鐵路對于運輸，好比血脈對于人的身體一樣。
16. The first time I read an excellent book,it is to me just as if I had gained a new friend.
起初我讀到一本好書時候，我認為它是我的良師益友。
17. With the development of these new tools,it is as if man has suddenly become a millionaire of the mind.
隨著這些新工具的發展，好像一個人突然成為知識上的百萬富翁。
18. You might as well expect a river to flow backward as hope to move me.
你不能動搖我的心，正如不能使河水倒流一樣。
4. 贊美美好事物的英文比喻句
1. you look great today.（你今天看上去很棒。）【每天都可以用！】
2. you did a good job. （你干得非常好。）【國際最通用的表揚！】
3. we're so proud of you.（我們十分為你驕傲。）【最高級的表揚！】
4. i'm very pleased with your work.（我對你的工作非常滿意。）【正式、真誠的贊揚！】
5. this is really a nice place.（這真是個好地方！）【隨口就說、但效果很好的表揚！】
6. you're looking sharp！（你看上去真精神/真棒/真漂亮。）【與眾不同的表揚！】
7. you always know the right thing to say. = 8. you're very eloquent.（你總是說話得體。）【高層次的表揚！】
9. nice going! = you did a good job.（干得好！）【極其地道的表揚！】
10. the food is delicious.（好吃！）【最普通、但非常重要的表揚！】
11. everything tastes great.（每樣東西都很美味！）
12. your son/daughter is so cute.（你的孩子很可愛。）【外國人絕對喜歡聽的表揚！】
13. what an adorable baby！（多麼可愛的孩子。）【只管大膽用！】
14. i admire your work. = 15. i respect your work.（我對你的工作表示敬意。）【世界通用！】
16. you've got a great personality.（你的個性很好。）【一個非常安全的表揚！】
17. you have a good sense of humor.（你真幽默。）【美國人極其喜歡的表揚！】
18. your chinese is really surprising.（你的中文令人驚訝。）【絕對和其他人不一樣的表揚！】
19. your english is incredible.（我真不敢相信你的英語。）【用了六星級形容詞！】
5. 求搞笑的中文式英語句子
1.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world. 母豬好，好一窩；公豬好，好一坡 3 what's up？ 你上了嗎？ 4 we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿 5.how are you ? how old are you？ 怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？ 6.people hate big name,pig hate big fat. 人怕出名豬怕壯 7.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ！ 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ 8.you me you me 彼此彼此 9.You Give Me Stop！！ 你給我站住！ 10.know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知… 11.WATCH SISTER 表妹 12.American Chinese not enough 美中不足 13.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述 14.heart flower angry open 心花怒放 15.go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過 16.deepblue press 黯然銷魂掌 17.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one！ 要錢沒有，要命一條 18.I call Li old big. today year 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
19.you have two down son。 你有兩下子。
20.as far as you go to die 有多遠，死多遠！！！！ 21.I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face 給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉。 22. If you to me no three no four, I will give you some colour to see see！ 如果你對我不三不四，我將給你點顏色瞧瞧！！ 23. Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say! if you have nothing to say,go home！！ 有事起奏，無事退朝 24. Five women who don't put on clothes play with ten colour men happily. 五光十色 25. nine man's power 九陽神功 26. nine women's story 九陰真經 27. nine women catch a white bone 九陰白骨爪 28. Yelang is a big boy！ 夜郎自大 29. guide of dog beating 打狗棒法。
6. 有趣的簡短的英語句子
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
