1. 諷刺虛偽人的英語句子
2. You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！ 3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎麼回事？ 4.You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！ 5.You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！ 6.Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！ 7.Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？ 8.What's your problem？ 你怎麼回事啊？ 9. I hate you！ 我討厭你！ 10.I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再見到你！ 11.You're crazy！ 你瘋了！ 12.Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你瘋了嗎？ 13.Don't bother me. 別煩我。 14.Knock it off. 少來這一套。 15.Get out of my face. 從我面前消失！ 16.Leave me alone. 走開。 17. Get lost.滾開！ 18.Take a hike！ 哪兒涼快哪兒歇著去吧。 19.You piss me off. 你氣死我了。 20.How dare you！ 你敢！ 21.Cut it out. 省省吧。 22.You stupid jerk！ 你這蠢豬！ 23.You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。 24.Shut up！ 閉嘴！ 25.What were you thinking？ 你腦子進水啊？ 26.You are out of your mind. 你腦子有毛病！ 27. Don't give me your shit. 別跟我胡扯。 28.You're a pain in the ass. 你這討厭鬼。 29.You're an asshole. 你這缺德鬼。 30.You baqqmccd！ 你這雜種！
麻煩采納，謝謝！
2. 求幾一些英語嘲諷人的句子
Stop complaining！ 別發牢騷！You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？What's your problem？ 你怎麼回事啊？I hate you！ 我討厭你！I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再見到你！You're crazy！ 你瘋了！Don't bother me. 別煩我。
Knock it off. 少來這一套。What's the meaning of this？ 這是什麼意思？How dare you！ 你敢！Cut it out. 省省吧。
You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
3. 有哪些諷刺的英語句子
Stop complaining！ 別發牢騷！
You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！
You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！
You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！
Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！
Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？
What's your problem？ 你怎麼回事啊？
I hate you！ 我討厭你！
I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再見到你！
You're crazy！ 你瘋了！
Don't bother me. 別煩我。
Knock it off. 少來這一套。
What's the meaning of this？ 這是什麼意思？
How dare you！ 你敢！
Cut it out. 省省吧。
You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
4. 用英文諷刺人惡心的句子
1. Stop complaining！ 別發牢騷！ 2. You make me sick！ 你真讓我惡心！ 3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎麼回事？ 4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不應該那樣做！ 5. You're a jerk！ 你是個廢物/混球！ 6. Don't talk to me like that！ 別那樣和我說話！ 7. Who do you think you are？ 你以為你是誰？ 8. What's your problem？ 你怎麼回事啊？ 9. I hate you！ 我討厭你！ 10. I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再見到你！ 11. You're crazy！ 你瘋了！ 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你瘋了嗎？（美國人絕對常用！） 13. Don't bother me. 別煩我。
14. Knock it off. 少來這一套。 15. Get out of my face. 從我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走開。
17. Get lost.滾開！ 18. Take a hike！ 哪兒涼快哪兒歇著去吧。 19. You piss me off. 你氣死我了。
20. It's none of your business. 關你屁事！ 21. What's the meaning of this？ 這是什麼意思？ 22. How dare you！ 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。 24. You stupid jerk！ 你這蠢豬！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 臉皮真厚。
26. I'm fed up. 我厭倦了。 27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李陽老師常用） 28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我聽膩了你的廢話。
29. Shut up！ 閉嘴！ 30. What do you want？ 你想怎麼樣？ 31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道現在都幾點嗎？ 32. What were you thinking？ 你腦子進水啊？ 33. How can you say that？ 你怎麼可以這樣說？ 34. Who says？ 誰說的？ 35. That's what you think！ 那才是你腦子里想的！ 36. Don't look at me like that. 別那樣看著我。 37. What did you say？ 你說什麼？ 38. You are out of your mind. 你腦子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你氣死我了啦。
40. Drop dead. 去死吧！ 41. **** off. 滾蛋。 42. Don't give me your ****. 別跟我胡扯。
43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 別找借口。 44. You're a pain in the ass. 你這討厭鬼。
45. You're an asshole. 你這缺德鬼。 46. You bastard！ 你這雜種！ 47. Get over yourself. 別自以為是。
48. You're nothing to me. 你對我什麼都不是。 49. It's not my fault. 不是我的錯。
50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虛。 51. I can't help it. 我沒辦法。
52. That's your problem. 那是你的問題。 53. I don't want to hear it. 我不想聽！ 54. Get off my back. 少跟我羅嗦。
55. Give me a break. 饒了我吧。 56. Who do you think you're talking to？ 你以為你在跟誰說話？ 57. Look at this mess！ 看看這爛攤子！ 58. You're so careless. 你真粗心。
59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth？ 你到底為什麼不跟我說實話？ 60. I'm about to explode！ 我肺都快要氣炸了！ 61. What a stupid idiot！ 真是白癡一個！ 62. I'm not going to put up with this！ 我再也受不了啦！ 63. I never want to see your face again！ 我再也不要見到你！ 64. That's terrible. 真糟糕！ 65. Just look at what you've done！ 看看你都做了些什麼！ 66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔這輩子遇到你！ 67. You're a disgrace. 你真丟人！ 68. I'll never forgive you！ 我永遠都不會饒恕你！ 69. Don't nag me！ 別在我面前嘮叨！ 70. I'm sick of it. 我都膩了。 71. You're such a bitch！ 你這個婊子！ 72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around！ 別鬼混了！ 73. Mind your own business！ 管好你自己的事！ 74. You're just a good for nothing bum！ 你真是一個廢物！/ 你一無是處！ 75. You've gone too far！ 你太過分了！ 76. I loathe you！ 我討厭你！ 77. I detest you！ 我恨你！ 78. Get the hell out of here！ 滾開！ 79. Don't be that way！ 別那樣！ 80. Can't you do anything right？ 成事不足，敗事有余。
81. You're impossible. 你真不可救藥。 82. Don't touch me！ 別碰我！ 83. Get away from me！ 離我遠一點兒！ 84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再見到你。
/ 從我的生活中消失吧。 85. You're a joke！ 你真是一個小丑！ 86. Don't give me your attitude. 別跟我擺架子。
87. You'll be sorry. 你會后悔的。 88. We're through. 我們完了！ 89. Look at the mess you've made！ 你搞得一團糟！ 90. You've ruined everything. 全都讓你搞砸了。
91. I can't believe your never. 你好大的膽子！ 92. You're away too far. 你太過分了。 93. I can't take you any more！ 我再也受不了你啦！ 94. I'm telling you for the last time！ 我最后再告訴你一次！ 95. I could kill you！ 我宰了你！ 96. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard！ 那是我聽到的最愚蠢的事！（比爾·蓋茨常用） 97. I can't believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢！ 98. You never tell the truth！ 你從來就不說實話！ 99. Don't push me ！ 別逼我！ 100. Enough is enough！ 夠了夠了！ 101. Don't waste my time anymore. 別再浪費我的時間了！ 102. Don't make so much noise. I'm working. 別吵，我在干活。
103. It's unfair. 太不公平了。 104. I'm very disappointed. 真讓我失望。
105. Don't panic！ 別怕！ 106. What 。
5. qq英語搞笑個性簽名
。.額。這搞笑的不怎麼知道..不過嘛..電鋸驚魂里面的經典話
live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的選擇 差不多就這意思了）
然后呢。. 記得lonely里面的歌詞挺好的
Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久見人心。.）
If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不會害怕 因為有你能讓我依靠。）
After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （帶著傷痕和淚水去尋找光明。.）
Your ass is late so look for the line （你來晚了就要排隊..）
這些差不多吧。如果喜歡可以去找找 其實很多問題百度上都可以找到答案的。.
6. 搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麼意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什麼意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎麼什麼都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麼意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那麼多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什麼都不會，會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麼意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這麼說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎麼解釋呢“
我說：“你說什麼“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什麼意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
7. 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
