1. 有趣搞笑的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，
忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著？
2. 英語有什麼有趣的句子
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。
第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句；第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”；第三個that在這兒相當于名詞；第四個that是關系代詞，引起定語從句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
這是一句雙關語。前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。
這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠？
這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。
7. 上聯： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。
下聯：到前門買前門，前門沒前門，后門有前門。
這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯。下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙。
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
這是一種文字簡化游戲。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。）
3. 幽默的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金錢非萬能， 信用卡猶在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人； 每個不成功男人的背后都有兩個女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 每個人都應該結婚，畢竟， 快樂并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人不會去結婚， 而當他們膠笏婚就也就不再聰明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "你的未來取決于你的夢想"， 所以趕快去睡覺吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。
每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
4. 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
5. 搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麼意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什麼意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎麼什麼都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麼意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那麼多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什麼都不會，會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麼意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這麼說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎麼解釋呢“
我說：“你說什麼“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什麼意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
6. 搞笑的英語句子
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車，后來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數，于是老子偷了一輛然后求上帝寬恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爺爺那樣，安靜地在睡夢中死去，而不是要像他開的車上那些慘叫滴乘客一樣死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠不能戰勝一個純SB，因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他個水平，然后用豐富的經驗打敗你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
直譯：在這個世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。
5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
直譯：早起滴小鳥有蟲蟲！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！
6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直譯：在咱們這噶噠送外賣的都比警察來的快.
7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.直譯：就象打橋牌。如果對手不好使，自己的手必須好使。
8、Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直譯：有些人就像Slinkies（彈簧玩具），沒什麼實在用處，但看他們在樓梯上倒騰來搗騰去還是很有喜感。
9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直譯：政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是：他們都很有規律地被替換，而且因為同一個理由——臟了！
10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直譯：偶爾要回頭看看，否則永遠都在追尋，而不知道自己失去了什麼。
7. 英語的一些比較有趣的句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。
I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.
我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。
（這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍？
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
8. 求有趣的英語句子
1Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。 2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。
第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句；第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”；第三個that在這兒相當于名詞；第四個that是關系代詞，引起定語從句。 3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。
你知道。我知道你知道。
我知道你知道我知道。 4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
這是一句雙關語。前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。 這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠？ 這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。 7. 上聯： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。
下聯：到前門買前門，前門沒前門，后門有前門。 這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯。
下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙。 8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ？ 這是一種文字簡化游戲。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。
9. 關于開心的英語句子
Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.
學習英語就像是一個快樂之旅，開始時你對英語一無所知，或者所知不多。在學習的旅途上，你慢慢學習了詞匯、句子、語法、發音，學會了閱讀和聽說，直到有一天你可以用英語和人們交談了！想想你該是多麼的開心快樂。所以我們說，學習英語是一件快樂的事情。
