1. 英文幽默哲理100詞小短文（帶翻譯）
1Tom and His Mother "Mother," said little Tom, "did you tell father I wanted anew bicycle.'?" "Yes, dear," said his mother. "I told him, but he said hecouldn't afford to buy you one." "Of course he would say that. But what did you do?" I told him how badly you wanted it and argued in favor of it,but he refused. "Argued? Ah, mother, if it had been something you wantedyou would have cried a little and then you' d have got it ！"湯姆和媽媽 “媽媽，”小湯姆說，“你告訴爸爸我想要一輛新自行車了嗎？” “是呀，親愛的，”媽媽說。
“我告訴他了，可是他說沒錢給你買。” “他當然會那麼說。
可是你怎麼做的呢？” 我告訴他你有多麼想要，并且也站在你這邊據理力爭了，可是他還是拒絕了。 “據理力爭？啊！媽媽，如果是你想要什麼東西，你就哭一會兒，然后你就得到了！”2 Is There a Crib in Your Stomach When my sister-in-law Leah was expecting her second child,her son Brian would sometimes touch his mother' s tummy to feelthe baby move. One day, while touching her stomach and notfeeling anything, he asked, "How come the baby isn't moving?" "The baby is sleeping," replied his mother. Brian thought for a moment and then said, "You mean yougot a crib in there, too？"你的肚子里有個小床嗎 我嫂子利亞準備生第二個孩子的時候，她的兒子布萊恩有時就會摸摸她的肚子，感覺一下胎兒的動靜。
一天，他摸著媽媽的肚子，卻沒感覺到任何動靜，他便問道：“小孩為什麼不動了？” 他媽媽回答道：“小孩睡著了。” 布萊恩想了一會兒，說道：“你是說你的肚子里有個小 床嗎？”3 Mother and Son One day Mother looked at Tom' s shoes and said, "Tom,look at your shoes. How dirty they are! You must clean them." "Oh, Mother, but I cleaned them only yesterday," said the boy. "But they are dirty now. You must clean them again" "I don' t want to clean them today; even if I Clean them to-day, they will be dirty again tomorrow." Tom' s mother thought for a moment and said, "All right,don' t clean them then." In the evening Tom came back from school. He was veryhungry. "Mother, give me something to eat, please," he said "You had your breakfast in the morning, Tom, and you hadyour lunch at school," his mother said, smiling. "I' m hungry again now," cried the boy. "Oh, really.'? But even if I give you something to eat today,you will be hungry again tomorrow."母親和兒子 一天，媽媽看了湯姆的鞋子說道：“湯姆，看看你的鞋子。
真臟啊！你得洗洗了。” “哦，媽媽，可我昨天剛洗的啊！”湯姆說。
“可是，現在又臟了啊。你要再洗洗。”
“今天我不想洗；就算今天我洗了，明天還是會臟的。” 湯姆的媽媽想了一會兒，說：“好吧，那就不要洗了。”
晚上，湯姆放學回來。他餓極了。
“媽媽，請給我些吃的吧。”他說。
“湯姆，你早上吃了早飯，中午又在學校吃了午餐。”他媽媽笑著說。
“我現在又餓了啊。”湯姆叫著。
“哦？真的？可是就算我今天給你吃了東西，明天你也會又餓的。”4Quick Service A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said. "When will they be ready?" the man asked. "I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said. That's fine," the man said, and left the shop. The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job. Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown. He remembered his shoes. "They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now. "Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?" "Name?" the old shoemaker asked. "Smith," the man said. "I'll go and see. They may be out back. The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes. "Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday." 快速服務 一個人把一雙鞋子拿到一家鞋店，并對修鞋匠說，“請幫我修這雙鞋子。”
“當然可以，先生，”鞋匠說。 “什麼時候能修好？”那個人問。
“我有點忙，但到星期四我會修好鞋子的。”他說。
“很好，”那人說，并離開了那家店。 第二天早上，他收到一封信，提供他一份在國外的工作。
24小時內，他登上飛機去接受那份新工作。 二十年過去了，他回到了故鄉。
他記起了那雙鞋。 “那是一雙好鞋，”他想，“我想知道鞋匠是否還。
2. 求80句英語經典句子 要有哲理~~
Life is a leaf of paper white, thereon each of us may write his word or two. (A. Lowell )生活是一張白紙，每個人都在上面寫上自己的一兩句話。
（洛威爾） Life is a palette; you put colors on it. （生活是調色板，每個人自己在上面加上顏色） On earth there is nothing great but man; in the man there is nothing great but mind. ( A. Hamilton )地球上唯一偉大的是人，人身上唯一偉大的是心靈。（哈密爾頓） Everything ought to be beautiful in a human being: face, and dress, and soul, and ideas. ( Chekhov )人的一切——面貌、衣著、心靈和思想，都應該是美好的。
（契訶夫） Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind. ( T. Fuller )生活只是由一系列下決心的努力所構成的。（富勒） Live as though you intend to live forever, and work as though your strength were limitless. ( S. Bernhardt )要這樣生活，仿佛你生命永恒；要這樣工作，仿佛你精力無窮。
（波恩哈特，注意不是哈里波特哦） Other man live to eat, while I eat to live. ( Socrates )別人為食而生存，我為生存而食。（蘇格拉底） 老師知道德國人說中國人Leben für Essen（活著就是為了吃）；中國人說德國人：Essen für Leben（吃只是為了活）。
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. ( S. Butler )生活是一種藝術，要在不充足的前提下得出充足的結論。（巴特勒） Life is not all beer and skittles. ( T. Hughes )人生并非只是吃喝玩樂。
（休斯） Ideas are like the stars --- we never reach them, but like mariners, we chart our course by them. ( C. Schurz )理想就象是星星——我們永遠無法到達，但是我們象水手一樣，用它們指引航程。（舒爾茨） I tell you hopeless grief is passionless. ( E. B. Browning )我告訴你，沒有希望的悲傷是沒有感情的。
（勃郎寧夫人） Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. (Marie Curie)生活中沒有什麼可怕的東西，只有需要理解的東西。（居里夫人） A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. (J. Barrymore)只要一個人還有追求，他就沒有老。
直到后悔取代了夢想，一個人才算老。（巴里摩爾） A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. (C. M. Schwab)只要有無限的熱情，一個人幾乎可以在任何事情上取得成功。
（施瓦布） One thing I know: The only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. (A. Schweizer)有一點我是知道的：在你們之中，只有那些愿意尋求發現如何為別人服務的人，才是真正幸福的。（施韋策）乖乖很有點偉大領袖毛主席他老 人家的口氣亞！ The important thing in life is to have a great aim, and the determination to attain it. (Goethe)人生重要的在于確立一個偉大的目標，并有決心使其實現。
（歌德） All things in their being are good for something. • 天生我才必有用。 • Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people. • 困難坎坷是人們的生活教科書。
• Failure is the mother of success. -- Thomas Paine • 失敗乃成功之母。 • For man is man and master of his fate. • 人就是人，是自己命運的主人。
• The unexamined life is not worth living. -- Socrates • 混混噩噩的生活不值得過。 -- 蘇格拉底 • None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew. -- Erasmus • 只有每天再度戰勝生活并奪取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。
• Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity. So let us seize it, not in fear, but in gladness. -- R.M. Nixon • 命運給予我們的不是失望之酒，而是機會之杯。因此，讓我們毫無畏懼，滿心愉 悅地把握命運。
-- 尼克松 • Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass. -- John Ruskin • 生活沒有目標，猶如航海沒有羅盤。-- 羅斯金 • What makes life dreary is the want of motive. -- George Eliot • 沒有了目的，生活便郁悶無光。
-- 喬治 • 埃略特 • Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored. -- Lincoln • 卓越的天才不屑走旁人走過的路。他尋找迄今未開拓的地區。
• There is no such thing as a great talent without great will - power. - --- Balzac • 沒有偉大的意志力，便沒有雄才大略。 -- 巴爾扎克 • The good seaman is known in bad weather. • 驚濤駭浪，方顯英雄本色。
• Fear not that the life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning. --J.H. Newman • 不要害怕你的生活將要結束，應該擔心你的生活永遠不會真正開始。 -- 紐曼 • Gods determine what you're going to be. -- Julius Erving • 人生的奮斗目標決定你將成為怎樣的人。
-- 歐文 • An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding. -- Robert Louis Stevenson • 生活的目標，是唯一值得尋找的財富。-- 史蒂文森 • While there is life there is hope. • 一息若存，希望不滅。
-- 英國諺語 • Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. -- A. Einst。
3. 英文富有哲理的話
IDEAL 理想篇 Do not , for one repulse , give up the purpose that you resolved to effect .(William Shakespeare , British dramatist) 不要只因一次失敗，就放棄你原來決心想達到的目的。
（英國劇作家 莎士比亞.W.） Don't part with your illusions . When they are gone you may still exist , but you have ceased to live. (Mark Twain , American writer) 不要放棄你的幻想。當幻想沒有了以后，你還可以生存，但是你雖生猶死。
（（美國作家 馬克•吐溫） I want to bring out the secrets of nature and apply them for the happiness of man . I don't know of any better service to offer for the short time we are in the world .(Thomas Edison , American inventor) 我想揭示大自然的秘密，用來造福人類。我認為，在我們的短暫一生中，最好的貢獻莫過于此了。
（美國發明家 愛迪生. T.） Ideal is the beacon. Without ideal , there is no secure direction ; without direction , there is no life .( Leo Tolstoy , Russian writer) 理想是指路明燈。沒有理想，就沒有堅定的方向；沒有方向，就沒有生活。
（俄國作家 托爾斯泰. L .） If winter comes , can spring be far behind ?( P. B. Shelley , British poet ) 冬天來了，春天還會遠嗎？（ 英國詩人， 雪萊. P. B.） If you doubt yourself , then indeed you stand on shaky11 ground .( Ibsen , Norwegian dramatist ) 如果你懷疑自己，那麼你的立足點確實不穩固了。 （挪威劇作家 易卜生） If you would go up high , then use your own legs ! Do not let yourselves carried aloft; do not seat yourselves on other people's backs and heads . (F. W . Nietzsche , German Philosopher) 如果你想走到高處，就要使用自己的兩條腿！不要讓別人把你抬到高處；不要坐在別人的背上和頭上。
（德國哲學家 尼采. F. W.） It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest , but there is seldom any money in them.( Mark Twain , American writer ) 就是在我們母親的膝上，我們獲得了我們的最高尚、最真誠和最遠大的理想，但是里面很少有任何金錢。（美國作家 馬克•吐溫） Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass. Alexander Dumas (Davy de La Pailleterie, French Writer) 生活沒有目標就像航海沒有指南針。
（法國作家 大仲馬. A.） The ideals which have lighted my way , and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully 19 have been kindness , beauty and truth .(Albert Einstein , American scientist) 有些理想曾為我們引過道路，并不斷給我新的勇氣以欣然面對人生，那些理想就是——真、善、美。 （美國科學家 愛因斯坦 . A .） The important thing in life is to have a great aim , and the determination to attain it. (Johan Wolfgang von Goethe , German Poet and dramatist) 人生重要的事情就是確定一個偉大的目標，并決心實現它。
（德國詩人、戲劇家 歌德 . J . M .） The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds .(Mark Twain , American writer) 具有新想法的人在其想法實現之前是個怪人。 （美國作家 馬克•吐溫） The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today .(Franklin Roosevelt , American president) 實現明天理想的唯一障礙是今天的疑慮。
（美國總統 羅斯福. F .） When an end is lawful and obligatory, the indispensable means to is are also lawful and obligatory .(Abraham Lincoln , American statesman) 如果一個目的是正當而必須做的，則達到這個目的的必要手段也是正當而必須采取的。（美國政治家 林肯. A.） STRUGGLE 奮斗篇 Genius only means hard-working all one's life .( Mendeleyer , Russian Chemist) 天才只意味著終身不懈的努力。
（俄國化學家 門捷列耶夫） I have nothing to offer but blood , toil tears and sweat . (Winston Churchill, British Politician) 我所能奉獻的沒有其它，只有熱血、辛勞、眼淚與汗水。（英國政治家 丘吉爾 . W.） Man errs so long as he strives. (Johan Wolfgang Goethe , German poet and dramatist) 人只要奮斗就會犯錯誤。
（德國詩人、劇作家 歌德. J. W.） My fellow Americans , ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country . My fellow citizens of the world ; ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man . (John Kennedy , American President ) 美國同胞們，不要問國家能為你們做些什麼，而要問你們能為國家做些什麼。全世界的公民們，不要問美國將為你們做些什麼，而要問我們共同能為人類的自由做些什麼。
（美國總統 肯尼迪. J.） Our destiny offers not the cup of despair , but the chalice of opportunity . (Richard Nixon, American President ) 命運給予我們的不是失望之酒，而是機會之杯。（美國總統 尼克松 . R.） Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet . (Jean Jacques Rousseau , French thinker) 忍耐是痛苦的，但它的果實是甜蜜的。
（法國思想家 盧梭. J. J.） Progress is the activity of today and the assurance of tomorrow . (Emerson, American thinker ) 進步是今天的活動、明天的保證。 （美國思想家 家默生） The。
4. 求哲理英語笑話
teacher only said: ". Young Ming anxiously immediately raises hand askedteacher can test very much difficultly！” 英文： Extremely simple Some date attends class, teacher under announcement festivalclass midterm exam，只聽老師說十分簡單 某日上課，老師宣布下節課小考。
小明緊張地立即舉手問老師會不會考得很難，老師只說了一句：“十分簡單。”樂得大家拍手叫好，可是考完之后；Isextremely simple." Is happy everybody to clap the hands and shoutpraise, after but tests：“我可沒有說錯哦，‘十分’簡單，每個人都慘不忍睹，怎麼會簡單呢， ' ten points ' simple, is forleft over ' 90 minute ' to be very difficult！"反映了考試需要下功夫， each people all horrible to look at, how canbe simple? Thereupon young Ming also asks teacher, only listens to teacher tosay，剩下‘九十分’很難？ 于是小明又問老師： "I may not speak incorrectly oh。
5. 有哲理的英語句子 不要愛情的 50個
1. Telling oneself once every day, "I really very good" 2. The angry is that taking the other's mistake to punish oneself 3. The life without friends, like no sunshine in life 4. The hope of tomorrow, let us forget today's pain 5. If life peeled off the ideal, dream, fantasy, that life is only a pile of mere skeleton 6. Shining is not the patent of the sun, you can shine too 7. Fools surveille their, wisdoms surveille 8. The only way to obtain happiness is to cherish what you have, forget what you don't 9. Greed is a real poverty, satisfy is a real wealth 10. You may obtain the world with love, you also can lose the world with hate 11. The person's value, is decided at the moment of luring 12. Young is the only thing we have right to weave a dream time 13. Youth first classics never redeemed 14. Without the language of love, all characters are boring 15. The true love should surmount the length of life, the width of mind and the depth of soul 16. The power of love is big enough to make people forget everything, but so small that even a sand of envy also cannot hold 17. When a man really awakening of moment, we give up pursueing extrinsic fortune and begin to find the real inner world 18. Only confident, people will never foil 19. No matter when you are started, the important thing is not to stop after beginning 20. No matter when you are over, the important thing is not to regret after stop 21. Weakness is his own worst enemy 22. The brave is the best of friends 23. "impossible" exists only in the dictionary of fools 24. Embrace the highest hope, for the greatest endeavor, make the worst plan 25. Home! Sweet home! Home is the most beautiful place in the world 26. Dawdling can mind rust 27. Each matter must use various perspective it 28. In the place of dreams, hell is paradise 29. In the place of hopes, pain becomes happiness 30. All victories, and conquer oneself of victory stand up, are all insignificant 31. All failures, and lose their failure than up, more insignificant 32. God never complains people's ignorance, people actually complains the unfair of god 33. Beautiful life should be full of expectation, pleasantly surprise and grateful 34 the most tiring thing in the world, falsely 35. Feel oneself do to and do not to, in fact only during reading 36. The first youth is given by god, The second youth is of yourself 37. A bit less expectation in advance that copy of care for others would be more comfortable 38. If the thought drill, must concentrate on some drill down there is strength 39. So long as people do not lose the direction, will not lose oneself 40. If you extol dawn, then also please embrace dark 41. The greeting is not necessarily formal, but must be sincere and touching 42. Without a cold biting, nothing is tangy incense 43. When you can fly, don't give up flying 44. When you can dream, don't give up the dream 45. When you can love, don't give up the love 46. Life is so short, tomorrow to give up today can not get 47. Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety nine per long ten long efforts 48. People always treasure the ones that haven't obtained, but forget what we have 49. Happy will know how to share, to double happiness 50. Respect yourself, others will respect you。
6. 給我一些經典有哲理人生的英語句子
Life is a leaf of paper white, thereon each of us may write his word or two. (A. Lowell )生活是一張白紙，每個人都在上面寫上自己的一兩句話。
（洛威爾） Life is a palette; you put colors on it. （生活是調色板，每個人自己在上面加上顏色） On earth there is nothing great but man; in the man there is nothing great but mind. ( A. Hamilton )地球上唯一偉大的是人，人身上唯一偉大的是心靈。（哈密爾頓） Everything ought to be beautiful in a human being: face, and dress, and soul, and ideas. ( Chekhov )人的一切——面貌、衣著、心靈和思想，都應該是美好的。
（契訶夫）1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。 2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won"t make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這麼做的人不會讓你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can"t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫過于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。 4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。 6) Don"t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn"t willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。
7) Just because someone doesn"t love you the way you want them to, doesn"t mean they don"t love you with all they have. 愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你，那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。 8) Don"t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終于遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。 10) Don"t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經擁有。
A smile is the shortest distance between two people. - 微笑是兩個人之間最短的距離You're lucky enough to be different from everyone else. Don't change to be the same. - 你夠幸運你能與眾不同，何必讓自己變得與別人一樣呢？Sometimes, it's not what you say that matters, it's what you don't. 有時候，我在乎的不是你所說的，而是那些你沒有說的Some people were supposed to walk into your life, teach you a lesson, and then walk away. - 很多人闖進你的生活，只是為了給你上一課，然后轉身離開I wish I was a kid again,because skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. - 我多希望自己還是個孩子，因為擦破皮的膝蓋比傷透的心容易愈合些All the splendor in the world is not worth a good friend. - 人世間所有的榮華富貴不如一個好朋友There's somebody out there for everybody. You just have to wait for god to bring them into your life.每個人都注定要遇到那個特別的人。你要做的就是等待老天將他帶到你的身邊。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give youstrength at last. ——愛情是燈，友情是影子，當燈滅了，你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友是在最后可以給你力量的人Don't waste your time on a man,who isn't willing to waste their time on you. ——不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。
Don't waste your time on a man,who isn't willing to waste their time on you. ——不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever. - 真相會讓我們痛一陣，但謊言令我們痛一生 已經回答了 望采納。
7. 求英文幽默或哲理小故事
Let me take it downAn elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .""Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."為我所用一頭大象對一只小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”
“請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。
“我要講給我認識的一只跳蚤聽。An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits."Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed.""It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?""You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you."While wisiting the cemetery,a sorrowful couple noticed a headstone,which read,"here lies a lawyer and a honest nan"."look at that",the woman said,"money's so tight they're putting then two in a grave."Lawyer Jokes :A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."__________________________________These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and arethings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down andnow published bycourt reporters - who had the torment of staying calm whilethese exchanges were actually taking place.__________________________________Q: What is your date of birth?A: July 15th.Q: What year?A: Every year.Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.Q: How long has he lived with you?A: Forty-five years._________________________________Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when hewoke up that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan._________________________________Q: How was your first marriage terminated?A: By death.__________________________________Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to adeposition notice which I sent to your attorney?A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.__________________________________Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check fora pulse?A: No.Q: Did you check for blood pressure?A: No.Q: Did you check for breathing?A: No.Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when youbegan the autopsy?A: No.Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.A:Nice to meet you.B:Nice to meet you,too.C:Nice to meet you,three.An ArtistAn artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time."I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work andwondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.""That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits."Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed.""It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?""You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten youBUYING A HATA lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him."Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time.""Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time.""Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."。
8. 人生哲理英語句子
[人生哲理英語句子] Do not , for one repulse , give up the purpose that you resolved to effect .(William Shakespeare , British dramatist) 不要只因一次失敗，就放棄你原來決心想達到的目的，人生哲理英語句子。
（英國劇作家 莎士比亞.W.） Don\'t part with your illusions . When they are gone you may still exist , but you have ceased to live. (Mark Twain , American writer) 不要放棄你的幻想。當幻想沒有了以后，你還可以生存，但是你雖生猶死。
（（美國作家 馬克•吐溫） I want to bring out the secrets of nature and apply them for the happiness of man . I don\'t know of any better service to offer for the short time we are in the world .(Thomas Edison , American inventor) 我想揭示大自然的秘密，用來造福人類。我認為，在我們的短暫一生中，最好的貢獻莫過于此了。
（美國發明家 愛迪生. T.） Ideal is the beacon. Without ideal , there is no secure direction ; without direction , there is no life .( Leo Tolstoy , Russian writer) 理想是指路明燈。沒有理想，就沒有堅定的方向；沒有方向，就沒有生活。
（俄國作家 托爾斯泰. L .） If winter comes , can spring be far behind ? ( P. B. Shelley , British poet ) 冬天來了，春天還會遠嗎？（ 英國詩人， 雪萊. P. B.） If you doubt yourself , then indeed you stand on shaky11 ground . (Ibsen , Norwegian dramatist ) 如果你懷疑自己，那麼你的立足點確實不穩固了。 （挪威劇作家 易卜生） If you would go up high , then use your own legs ! Do not let yourselves carried aloft; do not seat yourselves on other people\'s backs and heads . (F. W . Nietzsche , German Philosopher) 如果你想走到高處，就要使用自己的兩條腿！不要讓別人把你抬到高處；不要坐在別人的背上和頭上I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I\'m by your side我愛你并不是因為你是誰，是因為你身邊的不是別人而是我。
No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won\'t makeyou cry.沒有人值得你流淚，值得你流淚的人是不會讓你哭的。The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you\'ll never have him/her.錯過一個人最可怕的方式就是：坐在他/她的身旁，你卻知道永遠都不會擁有他/她。
Never stop smiling, not even when you\'r sad, someone might fallin love with your smile.永遠都不要停止微笑，即使在你難過的時候，說不定有人會因為你的笑容而愛上你。You may only be a person in this world, but for someone, you\'rethe world.你可能只是這個世界上的一個人，但對于某人來說，你就是整個世界。
Don\'t cry because it came to an end. Smile because it happened.不要因為他的結束而哭，應當為它的發生而笑。Don\'t struggle so much, best things happen when not expected.不要做太多的抗爭，最好的東西總發生在出乎意料的時候。
Do more than other* **pect you to do and do it pains給別人比他們期望的更多，并用心去做；Remember what life tells you；熟記生活告訴你的一切；Don't take to heart every thing you hear. Don't spend all that you have. Don't sleep as long as you want不要輕信你聽到的每件事，不要花光你的所有，不要想睡多久就睡多久Whenever you say I love you, please say it honestly；無論何時說我愛你，請真心實意Whevever you say I'm sorry, please look into the other person's eyes；無論何時說對不起，請看對方的眼睛Fall in love at first sight相信一見鐘情Don't neglect dreams請不要忽視夢想Love deeply and ardently, even if there is pain, but this is theway to make your life complete；深情熱烈地愛，也許會受傷，但這是使人生完整的唯一方法Never judge people by their appearance永遠不要以貌取人Remember that the man who can shoulder the most risk will gain the deepest love and the supreme accomplishment記住：那些敢于承擔最大風險的人才能得到最深的愛和最大的成就；Call you mother on the phone. If you can't, you may think of herin your heart給媽媽打電話，如果不行，至少在心里想著她Don't let a little dispute break up a great friendship不要讓小小的爭端損毀了一場偉大的友誼Whenever you find your wrongdoing, be quick with reparation無論何時你發現自己做錯了，竭盡所能去彌補；動作要快！Marry a person who likes talking; because when you get old, you'll find that chatting to be a great advantage；找一個你愛聊的人結婚；因為年紀大了后，你會發覺喜歡聊天是一個人最大的優點；Life will change what you are but not who you are欣然接受改變，但不要摒棄你的個人理念Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again過一種高尚而誠實的生活，中學生作文《人生哲理英語句子》。當你年老時回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生Trust God, but don't forget to lock the door相信上帝，但是別忘了鎖門；When you quarrel with a close friend, talk about the main dish,don't quibble over the 。
