1. 英文經典哲理心情語句
1.記住該記住的，忘記該忘記的。改變能改變的，接受不能改變的
Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.
2.能沖刷一切的除了眼淚，就是時間，以時間來推移感情，時間越長，沖突越淡，仿佛不斷稀釋的茶
Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.
3.怨言是上天得至人類最大的供物，也是人類禱告中最真誠的部分
Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.
4.智慧的代價是矛盾。這是人生對人生觀開的玩笑。
Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.
5.世上的姑娘總以為自己是驕傲的公主（除了少數極丑和少數極聰明的姑娘例外）
Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.
2. qq英語搞笑個性簽名
。.額。這搞笑的不怎麼知道..不過嘛..電鋸驚魂里面的經典話
live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的選擇 差不多就這意思了）
然后呢。. 記得lonely里面的歌詞挺好的
Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久見人心。.）
If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不會害怕 因為有你能讓我依靠。）
After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （帶著傷痕和淚水去尋找光明。.）
Your ass is late so look for the line （你來晚了就要排隊..）
這些差不多吧。如果喜歡可以去找找 其實很多問題百度上都可以找到答案的。.
3. 搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麼意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什麼意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎麼什麼都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麼意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那麼多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什麼都不會，會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麼意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這麼說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎麼解釋呢“
我說：“你說什麼“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什麼意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
4. 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
5. 有沒有搞笑的英語句子
Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.
每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.
后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?"
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看
The more you learn, the more you know , The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多，忘記的越多， 忘記的越多，知道的越少， 為什麼學來著？！
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養. （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
6. 勵志心情英語句子
While there is life there is hope.
一息若存，希望不滅。
I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards. (Abraham.Lincoln America)
我走得很慢，但是我從來不會后退。（亞伯拉罕。林肯美國）
Never underestimate your power to change yourself!
永遠不要低估你改變自我的能力！
Nothing is impossible!
沒有什麼不可能！
Nothing for nothing.
不費力氣，一無所得。
The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ". (Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor )
凡是決心取得勝利的人是從來不說“不可能的”。（ 法國皇帝 拿破侖。 B.）
I will greet this day with love in my heart.
我要用全身心的愛來迎接今天
