1. 搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麼意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什麼意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎麼什麼都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麼意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那麼多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什麼都不會，會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麼意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這麼說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎麼解釋呢“
我說：“你說什麼“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什麼意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
2. 幽默的英語句子
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金錢非萬能， 信用卡猶在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人； 每個不成功男人的背后都有兩個女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 每個人都應該結婚，畢竟， 快樂并不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人不會去結婚， 而當他們膠笏婚就也就不再聰明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "你的未來取決于你的夢想"， 所以趕快去睡覺吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。
每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
3. 關于感情的英文句子
all shall be well, jack shall have gill （有情人終成眷屬） So,don't envy other people because happiness is always nearly！ （不要光羨慕別人，因為快樂和幸福就圍繞在你身邊，唾手可得。
） Instead,life is like a revolving door。when it closes,it also opens！ （其實，生活就像是一道旋轉門，它在關閉這扇門的同時，也為你打開了另一扇門。）
Pressure and challenges are all an opportunity for me to rise！ （壓力和挑戰都是我崛起的機會。 ） There is no smoke without fire。
（無風不起浪。） The darkest hour is before the dawn。
（最黑暗的時間過去了就是黎明。）。
4. 用英語講幾句關于愛情的經典句子
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is ,won't make you cry.
沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這麼做的人不會讓你哭泣。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫過于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某人，你是他的整個世界。
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on
you.
不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式愛你，那并不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別人；在我們終于遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經擁有。
5. 有趣的英語句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。 I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。
你知道。我知道你知道。
我知道你知道我知道。 We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。 （這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是鐵棒還是棒球棍？Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
6. 英語精美句子
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經典英語優美段落： 1、Idon'tknowwhatIdonowisright,thosearewrong,andwhenIfinallydiethenIknowthese.Sowhat Icandonowistotrytodoeverythingwell,andthenwaittodie.SometimesIcanbeveryhappytotalktoeveryone,canbeverypresumptuous,butnooneknows,itisbutverydeliberatelycamouflage,camouflage;Icanmakehimveryhappyveryhappy,butcouldn'tfindthesourceofhappiness,justgiggle. 優美段落翻譯： 【我不知道我現在做的哪些是對的，那些是錯的，而當我終于老死的時候我才知道這些.所以我現在所能做的就是盡力做好每一件事，然后等待著老死.有時候我可以很開心的和每個人說話，可以很放肆的，可是卻沒有人知道，那不外是偽裝，很刻意的偽裝；我可以讓自己很快樂很快樂，可是卻找不到快樂的源頭，只是傻笑.】 2、Ifnottothesunforsmiling,warmisstillinthesunthere,butwewilllaughmoreconfidentcalm;ifturnedtofoundhisownshadow,appropriateescape,thesunwillbethroughtheheart,warmeachplacebehindthecorner;ifanoutstretchedpalmcannotfallbutterfly,thenclenchedwavingarms,givenpower;ifIcan'thavebrightsmile,itwillfacetothesunshine,andsunshinesmiletogether,infullbloom. 優美段落翻譯： 【如果不向太陽索取
7. 關于開心的英語句子
Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.
學習英語就像是一個快樂之旅，開始時你對英語一無所知，或者所知不多。在學習的旅途上，你慢慢學習了詞匯、句子、語法、發音，學會了閱讀和聽說，直到有一天你可以用英語和人們交談了！想想你該是多麼的開心快樂。所以我們說，學習英語是一件快樂的事情。
8. 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
