1. qq英語搞笑個性簽名
。.額。這搞笑的不怎麼知道..不過嘛..電鋸驚魂里面的經典話
live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的選擇 差不多就這意思了）
然后呢。. 記得lonely里面的歌詞挺好的
Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久見人心。.）
If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不會害怕 因為有你能讓我依靠。）
After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （帶著傷痕和淚水去尋找光明。.）
Your ass is late so look for the line （你來晚了就要排隊..）
這些差不多吧。如果喜歡可以去找找 其實很多問題百度上都可以找到答案的。.
2. 霸氣的英文說說
Pale moonlight, I declare lonely and shadow.蒼白的月光下，我和影子述說寂寞。
Don't look back, just haven't found leave your reasons.不回頭，只是還沒找到留下的理由。My hand not forget the temperature of your hand.我的手忘不掉你手的溫度。
Close your eyes, and see yourself, you are clearly visible.閉上眼，看不見自己，你卻清晰可見。Every time a good night, feeling each other's feelings.每一次晚安，感受著彼此的情感。
Ci sono sempre alcune persone, quindi non ho il coraggio di parlare del dolore acuto.總有那麼一些人，那麼犀利的說出我從不敢言的痛。Veniamo alla fine, cerchiamo di raccontare l'altro.讓我們告一段落，讓我們彼此述說。
Chiunque nel mondo, non sono qualificati per amarmi.這個世界上的任何人，都是我沒資格去愛的。di lusso che io non voglio fingere di tenerezza portata e l'amore.我已不想去奢求那虛假的溫柔和那遙不可及的愛情。
Blank perché il testo non può esprimere i sentimenti.空白是因為，文字也表達不了這份感情。
3. 霸氣的英文說說
Pale moonlight, I declare lonely and shadow.
蒼白的月光下，我和影子述說寂寞。
Don't look back, just haven't found leave your reasons.
不回頭，只是還沒找到留下的理由。
My hand not forget the temperature of your hand.
我的手忘不掉你手的溫度。
Close your eyes, and see yourself, you are clearly visible.
閉上眼，看不見自己，你卻清晰可見。
Every time a good night, feeling each other's feelings.
每一次晚安，感受著彼此的情感。
Ci sono sempre alcune persone, quindi non ho il coraggio di parlare del dolore acuto.
總有那麼一些人，那麼犀利的說出我從不敢言的痛。
Veniamo alla fine, cerchiamo di raccontare l'altro.
讓我們告一段落，讓我們彼此述說。
Chiunque nel mondo, non sono qualificati per amarmi.
這個世界上的任何人，都是我沒資格去愛的。
di lusso che io non voglio fingere di tenerezza portata e l'amore.
我已不想去奢求那虛假的溫柔和那遙不可及的愛情。
Blank perché il testo non può esprimere i sentimenti.
空白是因為，文字也表達不了這份感情
4. 搞笑的英語句子翻譯
一、幽默的英語句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。
每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著？ 二、勵志的英語句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這麼做的人不會讓你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失敗了，千萬別忘了汲取教訓。 3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要為那些不愿在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 過一種高尚而誠實的生活。
當你年老時回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人；但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永遠不要以貌取人。 7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 記住：最好的愛存在于對別人的愛勝于對別人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 舉起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時候就享用吧！ 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 尋找更多的知識，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要將你的東西為了某一個特別的時刻而預留著，因為你生活的每一天都是那麼特別。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗話說：“能登上金字塔的。
5. 搞笑的英語句子
老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麼意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什麼意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎麼什麼都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一頓爆揍）
老媽：你在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麼意思你該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一頓爆揍）
老媽：你給我小心點，花那麼多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什麼都不會，會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麼意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟你媽這麼說話“（于是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“
老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說一次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎麼解釋呢“
我說：“你說什麼“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問你做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢“
我說：“你最好問別人“
“你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什麼意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你”
6. 用英語說說：幽默在我們生活中的作用
Humor's role in our lives
People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.
